September 2012
Then I met an Englishman “Oh” he said “What are you afraid of” “Won’t you walk up and down my spine, It makes me feel strangely alive.” I said “In these shoes? I doubt you’d survive.” I said “Honey, let’s do it.
“I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and...”
– Unknown (via matchb0x)
libere:
Kimmie, Elisha, and I just watched a video of a man masturbating.
That was a really important milestone in our relationship.
August 2012
2 tags
I need more money to buy nice things....
I just bought myself 3 lip-glosses, an eye shadow and a blush from sephora and I didn’t know that buying stuff could make you this happy, I think I may have a problem.
Person: Oh, you smell nice what are you wearing
Me: Dramatic pose
Me: Looks into distance longingly
Me: GAGA
Me: LADY GAGA
Me: FAME
what's the definition of trust?
two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
thats the most beautiful thing ive ever read
