Then I met an Englishman
“Oh” he said
“What are you afraid of”
“Won’t you walk up and down my spine,
It makes me feel strangely alive.”
I said “In these shoes?
I doubt you’d survive.”
I said “Honey, let’s do it.
Kimmie, Elisha, and I just watched a video of a man masturbating.
That was a really important milestone in our relationship.